Cpt. Smurf

Boy wizard Harry Potter is taking to the stage in a musical based on the smash-hit books. Casting agents have been told to start looking for a young lad to ...

It just sounded...well, strange. Or, you might say, Le-strange.... ROFL Ahem. Sorry :P

I can't wait for it! I know I'll probably be disappointed, but, hey, New Line are doing it, and they did a good job on LOTR, so... who knows? And ...

Well, I'm out an proud of being an X Factor fan - although those of you outside the UK probably won't have a clue what I'm talking about. Basically, it's ...

Well, I'm reading three books at present - Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by JK Rowling, and Les Miserables by Victor ...

Lestrange... They pronounced it the same way I've always pronounced it, and the same way Rowling pronounces it when she does readings... *shrugs*

My surname is double-barrelled, and, as far as I know, it's unique to me! :P However, for this reason, I'd have to either give myself a fake initial for my ...

Maps: If you are going to have a map in your book, chances are practically nil that your publisher or agent will expect it to be one you've drawn yourself. ...

I love it! And I also loved the other one, even if it was a joke XD

Congratulations!!

I can't actually remember not reading. I know I had these things called "reading books" to do from Kindergarten up, and I read those. The first proper book I read ...

But... I already did? Does it not show up on my sig? It does for me... *wonders*

Exactly! Bush is pure evil. Homer is a fat guy who sits around messing up and eating donuts. Frodo, while perhaps having a few mental problems, saved all of Middle-Earth. ...

I used to be KazSmurf, but I got sick of the Kaz, and decided to bring up my rank! So, say hello to... Cpt. Smurf XD

*Steering* I believe we're going a bit off course. This may be the first time this has been said in any of the Debate threads, but can we move BACK ...